Fremont and Jennifer Scribner-Snyder know that somebody is monitoring
their work e-mail. (Everybody in the newsroom knows. It’s company
policy.) But they can’t quite bring themselves to take it seriously.
They go on sending each other endless and endlessly hilarious e-mails,
discussing every aspect of their personal lives.
Lincoln O’Neill can’t believe this is his job now- reading other
people’s e-mail. When he applied to be “internet security officer,” he
pictured himself building firewalls and crushing hackers- not writing up
a report every time a sports reporter forwards a dirty joke.